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Series: Bureau of Absurdity

Showing all radio drama scripts in the Bureau of Absurdity series.

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Bureau of Absurdity
⏱ 4 min read (391 words)

Ed The Shed

📅 18 Sep 2026 at 21:33

Andy has a lot of jobs to do, but Ed the Shed has other ideas...

EDANDY
Bureau of Absurdity
⏱ 2 min read (244 words)

The Department of Lost Whistles

📅 18 Sep 2026 at 17:15

A newly appointed clerk discovers that the civil service keeps an entire basement file on missing police whistles from 1894.

PETERMISS HIGGINSDIRECTOR BARNABY
Bureau of Absurdity
⏱ 2 min read (157 words)

The Clockwork Pigeon of Trafalgar Square

📅 15 Sep 2026 at 08:00

A secret Victorian automaton disguised as a bird requires winding every Tuesday morning at 9:00 AM sharp.

MISS HIGGINSPETER